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The Sack Reviews: Interstellar

November 12, 2014December 28, 2015 Rob Smat 4106 Views reviews

by I AM WHO I AM, a.k.a. God, a.k.a. Yahweh When the Sack asked me to do a guest piece

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Sack Reviews: Guardians of the Galaxy

September 1, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat 2992 Views reviews

by Rob Smat  Just when we didn’t think Marvel could do any better, they shock us yet again. Besides the

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“Comedy@SCA Live!” Parodies ‘Sketch Show’

April 12, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash 3266 Views reviews

by Jori Barash On Friday night, the second episode of this daring series was taped at the George Spielberg Center

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I Definitely Saw Philomena

March 2, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff 3036 Views reviews

by Alex Bartholomew  I saw Philomena.  Definitely.  Yup.  Saw it.  Judi Dench? She was in it. And I’m pretty sure her

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Latest Spike Jonze Film “Her” Sparks Interest

February 26, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff 2950 Views reviews

by Madeline Karabian The latest qualification to be properly defined as a hipster (and if you abide by those rules,

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“12 Years a Slave” is a Disgusting Glorification of Slave Ownership

February 26, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff 2888 Views reviews

by Alex Bartholomew  Those walking into “12 Years a Slave” expecting a rough, emotional examination of the horrors of slavery

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October 6, 2020 Rachel Michelman No Comment

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