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A Sack of Troy Investigative Report: How To Bribe Your Way Into Clubs At USC

September 13, 2024September 13, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA —  Each year, clubs at USC are getting harder and harder to get into

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Freshmen Report: Every Friend Group Already Formed

August 26, 2024August 26, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Move-in day has come and gone, which means every freshman has already cemented

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Dramatic Arts MFA Holds Going Out Of Business Sale

June 19, 2024June 19, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Acting. A profession notorious for a masters degree being its barrier of entry.

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Carol Folt Announces She Is Two Police Calls Away From A Free Sandwich

May 6, 2024May 6, 2024 Dean Woods

By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – On Sunday, May 5, 2024, Carol Folt called the LAPD to help their

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Guy Gets A Little Too Into TrojanLearn Roleplay

May 1, 2024May 2, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — USC sophomore Thomas Tracy raised some eyebrows when he was a little too

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USC Admin Only Making Bad Decisions Because They Like The News Helicopters

May 1, 2024April 29, 2024 Jackson Parker

By Jackson Parker LOS ANGELES, CA — USC President Carol Folt has announced the school’s administration has been purposefully creating

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USC Squirrel Held At Gunpoint By DPS For Trying To Enter Campus At Royal Street Entrance

April 29, 2024April 29, 2024 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the limited access to campus instated on April 23, 2024,

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Students Asked Not To Imagine Commencement As It Could Incite Violence

April 26, 2024April 26, 2024 Staff

By Staff LOS ANGELES, CA – With commencement now canceled, USC has asked that students stop engaging in imagining what

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USC’s DPS Zone Will Now Be Called Gotham City

April 22, 2024April 22, 2024 Dean Woods

By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES  GOTHAM CITY, CA – Over the weekend, USC’s Department of Public Safety announced some upcoming

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USC Career Fair Offering Internships to Winner of Mud Wrestling Bracket 

April 15, 2024April 14, 2024 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – In an exciting twist for upcoming graduates, USC announced that all open internship

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