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I Pretended To Look Confused At The Timothee Chalamet Lookalike Competition Because #needthat

October 29, 2024October 31, 2024 Noelle Medina 244 Views

By Noelle Medina NEW YORK, NY – As a woman desperately searching for a scrawny dog boy who looks like

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Girl Whose Boyfriend Makes Fun Of Her Has “Never Been Happier!”

October 21, 2024October 31, 2024 Noelle Medina 400 Views

By Noelle Medina BEVERLY HILLS, CA – A naive young girl near you has just gotten into her first committed

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USC Squirrel Held At Gunpoint By DPS For Trying To Enter Campus At Royal Street Entrance

April 29, 2024April 29, 2024 Noelle Medina 888 Views

By Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the limited access to campus instated on April 23, 2024,

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Study Finds Students Retain Information Better If They Hand-Write It Instead Of Typing The Phrase ‘Snail-Penis’ Until The End Of The Lecture

Study Finds Students Retain Information Better If They Hand-Write It Instead Of Typing The Phrase ‘Snail-Penis’ Until The End Of The Lecture

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