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College Politics U.S. USC 

USC Announces Two Separate But Equal Gubernatorial Debates

March 24, 2026March 31, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Jackson Parker and Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES – After abruptly canceling its California gubernatorial debate, USC announced it would

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Spiritual Joe Seeking Flow State Accidentally Reaches Nirvana

February 27, 2026March 31, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina VALHALLA – Inspired by the latest social media trend for getting into a groove while completing a

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College USC 

TrojanLearn CHR Requirement Replaced by New ConsentGPT 

February 4, 2026January 31, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina UNIVERSITY PARK – Ethical AI enthusiast Geoff Garrett and interim USC affiliate Beong-Soo Kim announced the three-part

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Entertainment 

Capitalism Really Fun in Stardew Valley

December 18, 2025January 16, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina PELICAN TOWN – Socialists beware! Despite being advertised as a liberal paradise where everyone is bisexual, beloved

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College USC 

Normal Weekend For Gerontology Majors

November 9, 2025January 16, 2026 Noelle Medina

LOS ANGELES, CA – The lone three students pursuing gerontology degrees at the Leonard Davis School of Gerontology didn’t notice

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College Sports USC 

Inspirational: Parents At USC Target On Game Day Celebrate First Day In Public

November 7, 2025January 16, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES, CA – They grow up so fast! To celebrate being born yesterday, Trojan parents took

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Cisgender Ally Roommate Also Not Sure How To Do Dishes

October 17, 2025January 16, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina BROOKLYN, NY – Despite having a caramel balayage and minimal espresso-brewing skills, Santa Monica native Kinsey Skate

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Local USC 

Fall Break Touchy Subject For Humpty Dumpty

October 8, 2025January 16, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES, CA – Fragile and sensitive boy Humpty Dumpty reportedly cried and ran out of his

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College USC 

USC Hires Riddle-Telling Bridge Trolls As GE Lab Instructors

October 1, 2025January 16, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES, CA – You shall not pass… this class! With budget cuts hitting every department, USC

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Entertainment Film Bro Friday 

What The Hell, Sure! Source Material Is Dead, Let’s Make Grendel Sexy

September 10, 2025January 8, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina SCANDINAVIA, 975 AD – Following the widespread praise for Emerald Fennell’s dark romance adaptation of Wuthering Heights,

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