Rini Insulter to Deliver Bouquet, Hand-written Apology Note
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] by Staff “Time to bring out the ol’ oops-I-was-racist-sorry-about-that stationery,” said Ross Bragett, external relations chair of the insult
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USC Launches SCampaign to Add ‘On!’ After More Verbs Around Campus
by Thomas Marshall In an effort to raise campus awareness of the ubiquitousness of the ‘Trojan family,’ this past Wednesday,
Read moreBanned From Drinking in the Locker Room, Sarkisian Plans on Drinking on the Sidelines
by Benji Stoll LOS ANGELES, CA — Following Head Coach Steve Sarkisian’s embarrassing drunken episode at the Salute to Troy
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Visions And Voices In Last Ditch Effort Book Off-Broadway Star’s Cousin’s Neighbor’s Friend
by Amanda Suarez Get excited! The Visions and Voices events coordinator is anticipating record ticket sales anywhere from 90-105 for their
Read moreVandals Bus Breaks Down On Compton Streets After University Uses Potatoes As Fuel
by Morgan Greenwald MOSCOW, ID — En route to face off against the USC Trojans at the LA Memorial Coliseum,
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Involvement Fair Light on “Fair,” Heavy on “Involvement”
by Rob Smat TROUSDALE PKWY.–“Save the whales!” someone shouts at me. “Save the Rainforests!” someone else yells. “Save our school
Read moreUSC to Sell Luxury Car, Yacht Parking on Trousdale
by Mark Lee and Axel Hellman USC–As part of the university’s $6 billion capital fundraising campaign, President Max C. L.
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99% of USC Students Crashing on 1% of Local Couches for the Next Week
by Rob Smat NUPAC APARTMENTS — Rossie Jones stands on the sidewalk, staring up at a second floor window. Beside
Read moreUSC Students Reconnect With Hometown Drinking Companions
by Dan Giles “It’s just surreal that my home continued onward without me for a year. I feel like a
Read moreFreshman Orientation Distributes Nametags with Financial Aid, SAT Scores Listed
by Jori Barash More than ever, orientation is such an impactful moment in the beginnings of students’ university experience. Freshmen
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