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Breakups Increase After Parents Weekend as Students Discover How Significant Other Will Look in 25 Years

October 10, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte USC — As Parents Weekend comes to a close, breakups have increased by 50% after students came

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“I’m So Poor” Complains Girl Who Just Spent $6 on a Sprinkles Cupcake

October 4, 2016June 19, 2020 Mimi Evans

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — Sophomore Rayleigh Magda stood outside the Bookstore Monday evening with her friend, Amy Green. Magda

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New Finger Fountain to Be Pointed at Financial Aid Office

September 22, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — In light of prominent renovations at the school’s entrance, USC has officially announced that the

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Roski Student Gets Job

May 5, 2016June 19, 2020 Chad Lonski articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — Sam Miller, a Roski School of Art and Design student studying Free Spirit Expressionism and

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Roski School to Be Leveled, Making Way for Marshall School Country Club

March 24, 2016June 19, 2020 Chad Lonski articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — The USC board of campus planning and development announced plans to level the Roski School

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Student Pissed That There’s Still A Line for Panda Express During Spring Break

March 21, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — While all of his friends went away, sophomore Quinlan Buxter decided to stay on campus

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Annenberg Ceases Expansion Due to Miscommunication

March 10, 2016June 19, 2020 Michael Espriella articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Espriella USC — A series of misunderstandings between USC Annenberg employees and representatives from private construction firm Miss

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Students on Housing Waitlist Offered Temporary Spot Under the 110 Freeway

March 9, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — Ah, spring. Once again the time has arrived when students scramble to secure their humble

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OJ Simpson Murders the Competition in Double Jeopardy

March 8, 2016January 23, 2021 Quinton Buxton news in photos
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Nikias’ ‘State of the University’ Speech Includes Diversity and Too Many References to Killing Bin Laden

March 2, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Gus Ruelas TOWN AND GOWN — President Nikias gave a bold speech in his annual

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