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Couple Living at Parkside and New North Break Up Over Long Distance Relationship

October 27, 2016June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall USC — Freshmen Bea Tran and Dan Algeri began dating shortly after orientation. Algeri lived in New

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Student Has Life Threatening Allergic Reaction, Engemann: “Sorry It’s After 5, Tomorrow?”

October 24, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Gabriella Tranchina ENGEMANN HEALTH CENTER — At 5:15PM on Monday, Sophomore Clara Rivers was munching on some Lucky Charms

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Marshall Students Required to Take Empathy Class

October 12, 2016June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — USC’s esteemed Marshall School of Business has decided to add an empathy class.

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Breakups Increase After Parents Weekend as Students Discover How Significant Other Will Look in 25 Years

October 10, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte USC — As Parents Weekend comes to a close, breakups have increased by 50% after students came

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“I’m So Poor” Complains Girl Who Just Spent $6 on a Sprinkles Cupcake

October 4, 2016June 19, 2020 Mimi Evans

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — Sophomore Rayleigh Magda stood outside the Bookstore Monday evening with her friend, Amy Green. Magda

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New Finger Fountain to Be Pointed at Financial Aid Office

September 22, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — In light of prominent renovations at the school’s entrance, USC has officially announced that the

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Roski Student Gets Job

May 5, 2016June 19, 2020 Chad Lonski articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — Sam Miller, a Roski School of Art and Design student studying Free Spirit Expressionism and

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Roski School to Be Leveled, Making Way for Marshall School Country Club

March 24, 2016June 19, 2020 Chad Lonski articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — The USC board of campus planning and development announced plans to level the Roski School

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Student Pissed That There’s Still A Line for Panda Express During Spring Break

March 21, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — While all of his friends went away, sophomore Quinlan Buxter decided to stay on campus

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Annenberg Ceases Expansion Due to Miscommunication

March 10, 2016June 19, 2020 Michael Espriella articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Espriella USC — A series of misunderstandings between USC Annenberg employees and representatives from private construction firm Miss

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