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Mediocre Piano Music at RTCC is Greater Constant in Girl’s Life Than Father

November 22, 2017June 19, 2020 Eloise Rollins-Fife

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Eloise Rollins-Fife RONALD TUTOR CAMPUS CENTER — Whether it be Mozart attempted by an aspiring Thornton student, Chopsticks banged

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Students Hold Séance to Contact Café 84 and Ground Zero

November 21, 2017June 19, 2020 Matt Hanisch

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC Campus – On Thursday night, a group of students gathered to use other-worldly means to contact

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Nikias Emerges From Cocoon of Duct Tape Following Conclusion of UCLA Rivalry Week

November 20, 2017January 23, 2021 Staff news in photos

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The Sack Totally Roasts UCLA!

November 17, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

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Dean Daley “Monitoring” the Bryan Singer Situation Like Freshman “Monitoring” his GPA

November 13, 2017June 19, 2020 Matt Hanisch

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC – Elizabeth Daley, dean of USC’s School of Cinematic Arts, responded to a petition to change

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Medieval Peasant Feels Out of Place in USC Village

November 2, 2017June 19, 2020 Jose Cardenas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA — Merek Rolfepayne the Third said he felt out of place in USC Village,

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USC on Brink of War Between Wheel People and Foot People

October 20, 2017June 19, 2020 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – On first glance, McClintock Avenue seems peaceful and serene. The sun shines on

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Loser Kid Upstaged by His Father at Trojan Family Weekend

October 13, 2017June 19, 2020 Sydney Sanchez

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez USC— At the Trojan Family Weekend freshman Jacob Kowalski had planned to show his parents the impressive

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Weird Horse Girl a Little Too Into Traveler

October 4, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra ROUND LAKE, IL. — Incoming USC freshman Sarah Nando walked through her stable one last time and

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Nikias Beats Out Another 20 Million Dollar Donation From Billionaire Alum

September 28, 2017January 23, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn SAN MARINO, CA – After being shortchanged one too many times, USC president C.L. Max Nikias took

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