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Trustees Vote to Change “USC Trojans” to “USC W.A.S.P.S”

July 2, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier After months of debate, controversy, and multi-million dollar donations, the USC Board of Trustees voted this Saturday

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USC Fraternity Prosecuted for Flag Desecration

June 22, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman A group of nearly 20 USC students are under investigation by the FBI after accusations surfaced that

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Parkside RA Warns Residents about “Bad Part of Town”

June 8, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat PARKSIDE ARTS AND HUMANITIES– In a weekly floor meeting, Parkside RA Kenneth Bickle alerted his residents to

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Chinese-American Student Quietly Enjoys Panda Express

May 22, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Meenakshi Ramamurthy RONALD TUTOR CAMPUS CENTER – At their usual post basketball Thursday lunch, sophomore forestry major Daniel Chen

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EVK Introduces Kool-Aid Pickles, Wonder Bread Taco Night

May 15, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman EVERYBODY’S KITCHEN (EVK) – Over the past several years, the admissions process has become increasingly selective and

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Writing Major Can’t Decide If New Beard Makes Him Look “Distinguished” or “Sophisticated”

May 12, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause TAPER HALL – Drayton Kryzinski, a junior studying prose construction, recently faced a perplexing conundrum which he

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University To Allow Student-Athletes To Drop ‘Student’ Duties If Specific Athletic Goals Met

May 11, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Andy Gause MCKAY CENTER – On Monday, the university announced a program to allow certain student-athletes to opt out

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Letter: Why Are People Still Coughing? By C. L. Max Nikias

May 9, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

Fellow Trojans! Now that April is over, we are only a few days into May, which is the fifth month

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Soapy Joe’s Laundry Service Discontinued, Students Outraged

May 7, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Caroline Langella Soapy Joe’s Laundry Service, the “most trusted name in garment care,” recently announced plans to move their

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Daily Trojan Issues Desperate Plea to FIND AL

May 4, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat DAILY TROJAN OFFICE — Thursday’s issue of the Daily Trojan alarmed students campuswide, as the headline featured

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