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USC to Discontinue Unprofitable Viterbi Division

October 9, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Tyler Pullen USC–As a private university, USC’s primary source of funding is from donations from unusually wealthy alumni. Realizing

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Devoted Boyfriend Worried Girlfriend Might Meet Love of her Life at Romantic Frat Party

October 9, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Luke Phillips A USC accounting major, John Elbright, is reportedly concerned about his long-term girlfriend’s decision to attend a

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Philosophy Mines Running Out – Robust Job Prospects For Humanities Majors Now In Jeopardy

October 6, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Matt Prusak MOJAVE DESERT — Plato’s cave may soon be relegated to myth after all. The philosophy industry, for

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Where Your Tuition Goes, Part II

October 4, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff

by Staff BOVARD AUDITORIUM — For the second year in a row, the university released a dollar-by-dollar enumeration of how

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USC Provost Vows to Reduce Number of Reported Sexual Assaults

October 1, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff

by Staff BOVARD AUDITORIUM–Last year, the Department of Justice named USC among 55 American universities that underreported or mishandled cases

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USC Auctions Naming Rights for Toilets

September 30, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Noah Suarez-Sikes LOS ANGELES, CALIF.– Following a brief but mysterious press release from the university, President Nikias has announced

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Student Scores Whopping 3% Discount at USC Ticket Office

September 29, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat Breaking: JACKPOT AT THE USC STUDENT UNION After a disappointing day of carefully avoiding road construction, campus

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USC to Install Fountain to Commemorate Great Drought of 2014

September 28, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Tyler Pullen The most recent fixture in USC’s inspiring and entirely necessary construction plans is an elegant fountain surrounding

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Fertilizer Truck Crashes into TKE

September 24, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff

by Sabrina Yam and Sondhayni Murmu GREEK ROW–Wednesday evening, a truck full of organic fertilizer crashed into TKE West. It

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Feline Celebrity EVKitty Pledges TKE

September 22, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Staff THE ROW – Looking for a unique Greek-life experience, USC icon EVKitty rushed TKE this fall, after being

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