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Discussion Section Exposes Students to a Diversity of Incorrect Views

February 22, 2017June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — At a Friday morning discussion section for a Law, Society & Culture GE, students have

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Inattentive Student Nods Along Like He Knows What The Hell’s Happening

February 16, 2017June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — During last week’s operations management lecture on theoretical constraints, capacity, and forecasting, senior business major

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English Department Campaigns to Have “Heart of Darkness” Stapled to Every Student’s Face

February 13, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Lillian Tsao USC — In an incredible display of unity, the entire English Department rallied to promote a common

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Freshman Still Not Sure Which Boy in Her Class to Fall in Love With the Idea Of

February 8, 2017June 19, 2020 Hannah Ceselski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski USC — Freshman Rebecca Serrano faced a difficult decision as she entered her second semester. She still

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Student Caught in Rain Uses Spring Admit as Umbrella

February 7, 2017June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — As the recent rain continues to shock and upset Angelenos with its presence, many students

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Student Reconsiders Being Sick After USC Health Center Insists, “I’m Sure You’re Fine”

January 31, 2017June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — With maladies maliciously spreading across campus, many students turn to the always reliable beacon of

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Student Living Comfortably On Parent’s Dime Just Can’t Shell Out Cash For Tip

January 30, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jessica Tang USC — At local eatery El Cholo Mexican Restaurant, student Emma Sanders received the bill for her

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Cutting Edge Professor Unable to Play YouTube Video

January 25, 2017June 19, 2020 Mimi Evans

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — Particle physics professor Steve Karim has a PhD in Quantum Theory. He understands nearly everything

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Student Delays Getting Out of Bed in Hopes that Roommate’s Morning Wood Will Go Away First

January 24, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery NEW NORTH — On Tuesday morning, freshman Dan Carlisle blinked his eyes open to see his roommate

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Student Sets Record for Slowest In-Class Reading

January 18, 2017June 19, 2020 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte TAPER HALL — Sociology student Raymond Edwards held an entire 30-person lecture hostage for a solid 20

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