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Smoking Banned, Student Doesn’t Know What to Do with Sick New Hookah Setup

January 12, 2017June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — After Provost Michael Quick’s school-wide smoking ban reaching all on and off-campus university owned housing,

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USC Offers Alternative to Tuition Hikes by Sacrificing First Born Son

January 11, 2017June 19, 2020 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Swearingen USC — After numerous student protests against tuition hikes, President C. L. Max Nikias graciously agreed to

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Spring Admit Orientation Just Pile of Flyers and Open Bag of Oreos

January 9, 2017June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — On Monday The Dornsife College of Arts, Letters, and Sciences, graciously welcomed the incoming 2017

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Colleges Offer Shirtless Zac Efrons For Stress Relief During Finals

December 8, 2016January 23, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Georgina Chiou LOS ANGELES, CA — After rampant concern that puppies were just not enough, universities in the U.S.

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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Raid Campus, DPS: “Suspicious Activity. Stay Away from Area”

December 7, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — Early Wednesday morning, the skies opened up, releasing the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse unto

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Student Destroys Faith in Humanity by Putting Ketchup On Pizza

December 2, 2016June 19, 2020 Mimi Evans

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — Michelle Russo was perusing the salad bar at Parkside Café with friend Chris Garcia when

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Professor Really Hopes The Cool Kids Show Up To Office Hours

December 1, 2016June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — From noon to 2 p.m. every Wednesday and Friday afternoon, professor Todd Burgos sits patiently in

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Agent of Chaos Chooses New Seat in Second Half of Semester

November 22, 2016June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers TAPER HALL — In a quiet act of anarchy, agent of chaos Harold Chung chose a new

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Freshman Already Expert at Dodging Pamphlets

November 15, 2016June 19, 2020 Matt Hanisch

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC — After just a few months in college, freshman Jacob Miller has already mastered the art

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Student Listens to Roommate Masturbating Far Longer Than Acceptable

November 14, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kitty Guo NEW NORTH — At precisely 12:48 a.m. freshman James Hatchet awoke to the sounds of his roommate

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