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C.L. Max Nikias Spends Weekend Snorting Coke Off Toilet Seat In Gender Neutral Bathroom of Culver City Target

March 6, 2017January 23, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones CULVER CITY, CA — Liberated from his responsibilities running a world-class research university, USC President C.L. Max

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Sophomore on Apartment Meal Plan “Gonna Make This Swipe F*cking Count!”

March 1, 2017June 19, 2020 Matt Hanisch

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC — Chad Bronkowski, a sophomore on the apartment meal plan, had only 8 meal swipes left

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DPS Shuts Down Pathetic, Dry Party Out of Pity

February 24, 2017June 19, 2020 Chad Lonski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — After receiving reports of a disorderly party Friday night at Parkside Apartments, the Department of

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Discussion Section Exposes Students to a Diversity of Incorrect Views

February 22, 2017June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — At a Friday morning discussion section for a Law, Society & Culture GE, students have

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Inattentive Student Nods Along Like He Knows What The Hell’s Happening

February 16, 2017June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — During last week’s operations management lecture on theoretical constraints, capacity, and forecasting, senior business major

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English Department Campaigns to Have “Heart of Darkness” Stapled to Every Student’s Face

February 13, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Lillian Tsao USC — In an incredible display of unity, the entire English Department rallied to promote a common

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Freshman Still Not Sure Which Boy in Her Class to Fall in Love With the Idea Of

February 8, 2017June 19, 2020 Hannah Ceselski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski USC — Freshman Rebecca Serrano faced a difficult decision as she entered her second semester. She still

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Student Caught in Rain Uses Spring Admit as Umbrella

February 7, 2017June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — As the recent rain continues to shock and upset Angelenos with its presence, many students

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Student Reconsiders Being Sick After USC Health Center Insists, “I’m Sure You’re Fine”

January 31, 2017June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — With maladies maliciously spreading across campus, many students turn to the always reliable beacon of

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Student Living Comfortably On Parent’s Dime Just Can’t Shell Out Cash For Tip

January 30, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jessica Tang USC — At local eatery El Cholo Mexican Restaurant, student Emma Sanders received the bill for her

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