Dean Daley “Monitoring” the Bryan Singer Situation Like Freshman “Monitoring” his GPA
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC – Elizabeth Daley, dean of USC’s School of Cinematic Arts, responded to a petition to change
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This Paper Will Practically Write Itself Once I Get the Dweeb In Front of Me to Write It
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett TAPER HALL – Today my professor handed out our midterm essay assignment. I scanned over the paper’s
Read moreNikias Slides Blank Check to Wealthy Alum and Asks Them To “Make Me an Offer I Can’t Refuse”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn PASADENA, CA – Last night, President Nikias scored another substantial donation from an alum. This time, he
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Medieval Peasant Feels Out of Place in USC Village
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA — Merek Rolfepayne the Third said he felt out of place in USC Village,
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Freshman Unable to Rush Calls Himself “Gay Little Girl” in the Mirror Every Night to Imagine What Might Have Been
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – The University of Southern California decided to defer fraternity rush, effectively stopping new
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USC on Brink of War Between Wheel People and Foot People
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – On first glance, McClintock Avenue seems peaceful and serene. The sun shines on
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Freshman Tells Herself There’s Always Grad School to Get Rejected by Stanford Again
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery BERKELEY, CA — Thinking back to March when she got the thin envelope from her dream school,
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Loser Kid Upstaged by His Father at Trojan Family Weekend
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez USC— At the Trojan Family Weekend freshman Jacob Kowalski had planned to show his parents the impressive
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Professor Narrowly Diffuses Ticking Time-Bomb of YouTube Autoplay
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton, Colin McIsaac TAPER HALL — After showing a YouTube video in his lecture, Professor Crispin Wen’s students watched
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Residence Hall Quiet Hours Found to Have No Effect on Voices in Student’s Head
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan PARKSIDE– A recent scientific study concluded that the designated quiet hour periods at the USC residence halls
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