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Study Abroad Student Now Just Well-Rounded Piece of Sh*t

September 20, 2018June 19, 2020 Sydney Sanchez

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez USC — College senior Heather Huckabee returned to campus this fall after spending a semester abroad in

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Bicycle Cop Races Through Village in Hot Pursuit of Dignity

August 30, 2018January 23, 2021 Amanda Douglas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas USC VILLAGE – Bicycle cops roam the Village at all times, keeping their eyes peeled for reckless

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Board of Trustees Replaces Interim President with New Starbucks

August 29, 2018January 23, 2021 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn USC – After a grueling search to permanently fill the vacant position of President after the resignation

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Wow! The Sack of Troy Writing Staff Got Really Hot Over the Summer!

August 20, 2018January 23, 2021 Cameron Wen

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen Formerly a pale bunch of malnourished nerds, the Sack of Troy writing staff has returned from summer

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Report: EVKitty Now Bullying Transfer Students for Swipes

April 24, 2018July 23, 2020 Dan Toomey

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey With a shocking change of character, the once-cuddly, beloved EVKitty is now intimidating transfer students for meal

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Dr. Drew Casper Dissolves into Silver Mist Mid-Lecture, Ascends Beyond Mortality

April 19, 2018January 21, 2021 Dan Toomey

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey NORRIS THEATER — CTCS 190 students were thrown into shock on Monday when, in the middle of

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Roommate Earns Heisman for Interception of Bad Decision Named “Brad”

April 18, 2018June 19, 2020 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden CENTURY APARTMENTS, USC– This week, Sarah Levi became the first woman ever to earn a Heisman trophy

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Maintenance Worker Can Tell Total Dweeb Lives in This Dorm Room

April 3, 2018January 23, 2021 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn PARKSIDE – One local maintenance worker is well aware of who is the biggest nerd at USC,

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Don’t Worry! Guy At Party Has Copy Of Manuscript In His Car

March 23, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka ECHO PARK, CA – When local twentysomething Anna Mendosa engaged in cordial small talk with friend-of-a-friend Adrian

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Guy ‘Super Bummed There Are No Hot Chicks’ in His Gender Studies Class

March 22, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson TAPER HALL –  Sophomore Chad McCallister sat down in a Taper Hall lecture room on Tuesday for

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