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USC Addresses South Central Food Desert With Village Erewhon

February 8, 2023February 7, 2023 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — The Los Angeles County grocery store favored among influencers off duty has decided

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LGBTQ+ Student Center Installs Metal Detectors at Entrance to Screen for Mandatory Nose Ring

February 6, 2023August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA — Since its establishment, the LGBTQ+ Student Center (LGBTQ+SC) has offered priceless resources and opportunities

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Detachable Shower Head Wasted on Apartment Owned by Man

February 1, 2023January 28, 2023 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – In an unfortunate mishap, the only apartment in the USC area with a

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Opinion: Tandem Lyft Bicycle Doesn’t Look So Bad Now, Does It?

January 30, 2023January 28, 2023 Jackson Irvine

By Jackson Irvine LOS ANGELES, CA — Since USC reimplemented the shared Lyft ride system at the beginning of the

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“The White Lotus” Creator Mike White Announces Season 3 Will Take Place at the Lorenzo

January 24, 2023January 24, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – The widely-popular show, The White Lotus, announced that its upcoming third season will

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Fraternity slammed for Insensitive Party Themed ‘Guns Shots or Fireworks’

January 19, 2023January 19, 2023 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — UPIFC fraternity Pi Omega Sigma, colloquially known as POS, was slammed this week

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Exeter Frat Boy Rates Women By Amount of AP Classes Taken

January 13, 2023January 10, 2023 Joshua Wolk

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — This past Tuesday, Phillips Exeter Academy alumni Cheston Springharvest scoffed to his fraternity

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Opinion: If USC Brings Back Shared Lyfts, Then Bring Back Splash Bash

January 11, 2023October 24, 2024 Staff

by Staff On Tuesday, January 3, USC Transportation announced a return to the Shared Lyft model for the Spring 2023

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Opinion: Why Can’t USC Men Finish?

January 3, 2023January 3, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster After dominating Tulane up until the last four minutes of the Cotton Bowl this afternoon, USC suffered

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Boy Scout Becomes Man Scout

December 5, 2022December 4, 2022 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman PROVO, UT – After graduating from high school and the Eagle Scouts, Elijah Whitmore has been inducted

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