2018 – Page 11 – The Sack of Troy

Area Man Fakes Own Death, Successfully Avoids Driving Roommate To Airport

January 19, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka LOS ANGELES, CA – As investigators continued to search for the body of murdered Glendale native Derek

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Local Man “Could Probably Fix That” Himself

January 18, 2018 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden CULVER CITY — Upon realizing that his washing machine was broken, Sal Smith scoffed at his wife’s

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Woman Stops Talking to Self Due to Dull Conversation

January 17, 2018 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte UNIVERSITY PARK– After a tumultuous relationship lasting two decades, junior Leah Carpenter made the tough decision to

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Freshmen Move Empty Smirnoff to Trash Like They’re Hiding a Body

January 16, 2018June 19, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan BIRNKRANT RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE — A group of freshmen spent the last several days getting an empty bottle

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Insufferable Douche Worth Being Friends With Because He’ll Be Rich Later

January 12, 2018 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve MARSHALL SCHOOL OF BUSINESS — Local douche Elliot Tufts greeted his friends in the lobby of Fertitta

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Washing Roommates’ Dishes Prepares Woman for Future as Unappreciated Housewife

January 11, 2018June 19, 2020 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte TROY HALL — When sophomore Jackie Wallace gets home each evening, a stack of her roommates’ dirty

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Uncle on Ancestry.com on Brink of Discovering Huge Cover-up in Family History

January 10, 2018 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers While filling in his family tree late Thursday night, local uncle Dan Polinski came dangerously close to

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Local Man Awfully Smug No One Has Any Allegations Against Him

January 9, 2018 Eloise Rollins-Fife

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES– In the wake of recent allegations of sexual misconduct by high-profile men, local man Jason

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90% of Weeks Declared “Rough” by Monday Afternoon

January 8, 2018 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte As the semester begins, increasing numbers of students are struggling to get through the week. In the