Poor Family Uses Bread Instead of Hot Dog Buns
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski SPRINGFIELD, MO — Every Sunday night, matriarch Susan Hobbes treats her family to a special meal of
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“I Only Watch for the Commercials,” Says Least Interesting Guy at Super Bowl Party
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn PHILADELPHIA, PA – Everyone at Rebecca Huston’s Super Bowl party is brimming with excitement to watch the
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Can’t Dance? Try Hopping on Hot Coals or Having a Cowboy Shoot at Your Feet!
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colton Stock USC DIVISION OF BIOKINESIOLOGY – After nearly three decades of research, the USC Division of Biokinesiology and
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Maple Syrup Bottle Sticky
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett MACON, GA — At the Waffle House off of Chambers Rd, local man Cliff Richards went to
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Local Man Brimming with Self-Hatred Surprised to Learn Everyone Hates Him Too
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Local man Jerry Wilson has consistently ranked himself number one on his list
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Local Mom Pregames for Target Run with Glass of Wine
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra DULUTH, MN – After dropping the kids off at a sleepover, Sherry Gables kicked off her loafers,
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Self-Professed “Chill Roommate” Reorganizing Cabinets Again
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte Junior Marissa Patel stopped at her apartment between classes yesterday, hoping to grab a quick lunch. However,
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Parents Unsuccessfully Feign Surprise When Son Comes Out of Closet
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch DECATUR, IL — Though Susan and Jonathan Hardy tried their best, they were unable to contain their
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Number of Forks in Take-Out Bag Indicate Woman’s Meal Intended For More Than One Person
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski TOPEKA, KS — Area bachelorette Bethany Burton spent her Friday night like any other, tearing into a
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Therapist Sure Has Their Work Cut Out for Them This Week
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES — Ooh, boy! This week is going to be a rough one for Dr. Riley
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