Monday, October 20, 2014
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Editor's Note:  This article was first printed in Curious Troy, a satirical publication that operated from 1997-1998, under the title "Building Preview: Jane Hoffman and J. Kristoffer Popovich Hall."  Illustrations by Hallie Martin Thanks in part to a very generous $50... + continue reading
Saturday, October 18, 2014
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by Grace Carballo In an effort to increase student-section sales, the USC ticket office has introduced an enticing new deal:  Tickets for the one half of the the football game for 50% off. “I’ve usually sobered up by the start of the third quarter,” explained Carmen... + continue reading
Friday, October 17, 2014
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by Rob Smat USC -- At precisely 10:16am on October 16th, 2014, two great events in California state history coincided. The first was the widely enjoyed “Great Shake Out” earthquake drill, prompting everyone to hurl themselves beneath tables and chairs for a full minute. “It... + continue reading
Thursday, October 16, 2014
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by Staff LEAVEY LIBRARY-- Administrators have long sought a solution for USC’s chaotic bicycle parking. On average, 3.4 bikes fill every slot bike rack - lower than most third world universities. Hopefully, starting today, all that will change as DPS begins to enforce its trial “... + continue reading
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
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by Andy Gause On Saturday night, Lance Griffin, a senior studying flirting, made it his goal to get his structural engineering friend Joseph Zhang “super laid.” Witnesses claim that Mr. Griffin promised those gathered in their apartment that by the end of the night Mr. Zhang would be... + continue reading

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Sunday, 12/10/14
by Jori Barash After weeks staying out of the public eye, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un’s whereabouts are finally known. It’s been suggested that the totalitarian leader was dealing with gout or diabetes based on video of him limping. Apparently this is only part of the story. For the last 2 months, Un has served double duty as... + continue reading
Wednesday, 08/10/14
by Tyler Pullen Earlier today, as lawless cyclists rode rampant through the streets, specifically on Jefferson between Orchard and McClintock, heroic LAPD officers put their lives on their line to stop the deluge of crime and disorder. Bravely leaping in front of the reckless two-wheeled maniacs, the police were clearly willing to... + continue reading
Saturday, 04/10/14
by Staff BOVARD AUDITORIUM -- For the second year in a row, the university released a dollar-by-dollar enumeration of how students' tuition dollars are spent.  Below is a summary of how much each of the university's projects cost per student: $1.30         Decorative kale at EVK $12.40... + continue reading

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Thursday, 16/10/14
by Staff LEAVEY LIBRARY-- Administrators have long sought a solution for USC’s chaotic bicycle parking. On average, 3.4 bikes fill every slot bike rack - lower than most third world... + continue reading

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Tuesday, 14/10/14
by Zoe Haddad MUSHROOM KINGDOM 2:35 PM PST, Tue October 14, 2014-- Many injured, de-winged in Mushroom Kingdom today. A mustached man, who witnesses describe as “ethnic”, “fat... + continue reading

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The Sack interviews Dr. Bud Heineken, who is redesigning the notorious AlcoholEdu system to meet the needs of the 21st century university student. + continue reading

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Saturday, 18/10/14
by Grace Carballo In an effort to increase student-section sales, the USC ticket office has introduced an enticing new deal:  Tickets for the one half of the the football game for 50% off... + continue reading