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Author: Hannah Avrith

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Opinion: If Starbucks Doesn’t Start Putting the Vanilla in My Vanilla Soy Latte I’m Going to Start Union Busting

March 27, 2023March 26, 2023 Hannah Avrith 28 Views

By Hannah Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA – Alright. Listen. I am well aware of how effective and important unions are

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M&M’s Spokescandies Executed by Firing Squad at Super Bowl

February 14, 2023February 14, 2023 Hannah Avrith 147 Views

By Hannah Avrith GLENDALE, AZ– This Super Bowl Sunday, the world famous colorful M&M’s spokescandies were executed by a firing

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USC Doesn’t Want Gifts, Only Money For Birthday

October 6, 2022October 6, 2022 Hannah Avrith 460 Views

By Hannah Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA — On Oct 6, 2022, USC celebrated its 142nd birthday, and issued an accompanying

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