Justice Scalia’s Ghost Enjoys New Home in Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski DISNEYLAND — Upon departing his Supreme Court seat, and his body, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s specter
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Annenberg Ceases Expansion Due to Miscommunication
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Espriella USC — A series of misunderstandings between USC Annenberg employees and representatives from private construction firm Miss
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Students on Housing Waitlist Offered Temporary Spot Under the 110 Freeway
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — Ah, spring. Once again the time has arrived when students scramble to secure their humble
Read moreDiCaprio Still Madly in Love With Oscar, Oscar Asks for Some Space
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Brent Stinebaker HOLLYWEIRD, CA — As they descended from the stage, the Oscar looked deeply into DiCaprio’s eyes and
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Fangirl of Popular Band Claims She’s Definitely “Not Like The Rest”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt LOS ANGELES, CA — On wednesday afternoon, fans lined up hours early at Amoeba Music for a
Read moreThesaurus.com Shuts Down, This Is Very Not Good For Everyone
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans REFERENCE.COM HQ — Thesaurus.com shut down on Tuesday amid concerns from lawmakers that it encouraged diversity of
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Nikias’ ‘State of the University’ Speech Includes Diversity and Too Many References to Killing Bin Laden
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Gus Ruelas TOWN AND GOWN — President Nikias gave a bold speech in his annual
Read moreJapan Fears North Korean Missile Test Might Fail Too Close To Them
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Read moreBernie Sanders’ Campaign Replaces “Billionaire Class” Campaign Bus With VW Camper Van
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski AMERICA — Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has announced plans to replace his fancy and elitist campaign bus
Read moreOutraged Area Man to Boycott Attending Oscars, Still Going to Watch It On TV
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — Due to the recent outrage over the lack of diversity of Oscar nominees,
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