California Water Restrictions April Fool’s Prank, Nothing Can Actually Save Us
by Rob Smat SACRAMENTO — “Gotcha!” announced California Gov. Jerry Brown. “April Fools.” This morning’s announcement by Gov. Brown to
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Tinder Introduces New “Desperation Mode”
by Alex Tranquada Popular matchmaking app Tinder is continuing its slew of recent feature additions with a recent update, which
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Insurance Company Claims Bullet Wounds Are Pre-existing Condition
by Matt Abrahamson HOSPITAL–The Jenkins family was shocked when they recently found out their insurance would not cover their son’s
Read moreInternational Student Shocked to Find out Cigarettes Bad for You
by Sasha Voth USC–Jonathan Lee was certainly surprised when he was told that cigarettes are bad for you, and among
Read moreBill Clinton Urges Scholarship Kids to Change World
by Axel Hellman Donors, university administrators, presidential, trustee’s, and Mork scholars alike sat in Bovard Auditorium last week, rapt by
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Great Shake Out Drill Makes Earthlings Look Stupid
by Rob Smat USC–At precisely 10:16am on October 16th, 2014, two great events in California state history coincided. The first
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Philosophy Mines Running Out – Robust Job Prospects For Humanities Majors Now In Jeopardy
by Matt Prusak MOJAVE DESERT — Plato’s cave may soon be relegated to myth after all. The philosophy industry, for
Read moreClimate Change Rally-goers Burn Through Four Tons of Water Bottles
by Staff LOS ANGELES– This past Saturday, several hundred demonstrators met on the streets of LA to voice their concerns
Read moreUSC Attempts to Secure Its Own Ebola Patient
by Rob Smat USC, LOS ANGELES — This past month, two patients with Ebola were rushed to the Emory University
Read moreUSC Introduces New “Problems Without Passports” Programs
by Staff On Tuesday evening, university officials announced plans to expand the popular “Problems Without Passports,” which according to its website “combines
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