Politics – Page 8 – The Sack of Troy

Major Biden Named New Chief of DC Police To Accommodate Black Lives and All Lives Matter Activists

By Emily Torp Washington, DC – Mayor Bowser has picked First Dog Major Biden to replace outgoing Chief Newsham of

By Gitika Pahwa WASHINGTON D.C. – In an intimate exchange between the two junior senators on the chamber floor, Ted

By Rachel Michelman It’s the last day of the Trump presidency, which means it’s time for some pardons on his

By Thomas Johnston WASHINGTON, D.C.— President Trump received a cruel wake-up call today when he finally discovered that the last

By Jetsam We were all shocked when Ursula the sea witch tricked King Triton into giving her his magic trident.

By Charlotte Phillipp LOS FELIZ, LOS ANGELES — The situation in the White House is exactly like Bong Joon-ho’s “Parasite,”

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC — President Donald Trump has finally made the concession that the nation has been waiting

By Staff MACON, GA — Shutting his blinds and opening an incognito tab to ogle exit polls, Georgian conservative Ted

By Mia Young RENO, NV – While many Americans are outraged over the proposed $600 stimulus check, local eight year

By Prerika Chawla WASHINGTON D.C. – Leaked reports from Congress state that Mitch McConnell eats the rich, shocking many since