$600 Stimulus A Lot of Money For Jimmy, 8

By Mia Young

RENO, NV – While many Americans are outraged over the proposed $600 stimulus check, local eight year old, Jimmy Parsons, is delighted.

“That’s like, so much money!” Jimmy proclaimed, eyes wide with opportunity. “I can buy like a million Star Wars Lego sets! And then- and then maybe I can feed all the hungry people in Africa too! Right Mommy?” Jimmy’s mother, Susan, responded with a sad smile before excusing herself to the bathroom to weep.

Jimmy’s parents are still struggling to tell him that he isn’t eligible for the $600, as he is currently unemployed.