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QUIZ: Do You Deserve A Trump Pardon?

January 19, 2021January 21, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman

It’s the last day of the Trump presidency, which means it’s time for some pardons on his way out the door. Take this quiz to find out if you’re worthy of some last-minute presidential clemency.

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“President Trump Pardons Alice Johnson” by The White House is marked with CC PDM 1.0

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