Racist Uncle Outdone This Year By Alt-Right Cousin
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks PASADENA, CA – As the Simmons family gathered on Thursday to celebrate Thanksgiving, they found that their
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Shocker: This Republican Congressman Has a Normal Sex Life
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones WASHINGTON– In a press conference last Thursday, Congressman Larry Johnson (R-MN) shocked the nation by announcing that
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New Research Concludes Three Alt Rights Do Not Make An Alt Left
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colin Mullins HARVARD, CONN. — After less than a minute of analysis, researchers have concluded that three “alt-rights” do
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Area Man Fiscally Conservative But Socially Awkward
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA — In a time of deep political division, area man Chase Stuart defies the
Read more“I’m Doing Absolutely Fantastic” Shouts Donald Trump Swarmed By Bees
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ian Riley WASHINGTON DC — A recent public event in the Rose Garden was cut short when a swarm
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Trump and Aides Play Pin the Signature on the Executive Order
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers and Jack Hackett OVAL OFFICE — Settling into the White House, President Donald Trump and his aides
Read moreTrump Announces Presidential Pet: Infertile White Tiger Named Maserati
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery NEW YORK, NY — In an address given from his gold-plated Manhattan penthouse, best described as a
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Progressive Man Defies Gender Roles, Waits for Girl to Ask Him Out
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA — Self-proclaimed progressive Louis Adams-Smith took a bold step last week when he decided to
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“People Need to Be More Open-Minded,” Asserts Woman Who Unfriended Everyone with Different Views
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte SILVER LAKE, CA — Saddened by the country’s deep ideological divisions, local woman Marilyn Reed made a
Read moreHillary Clinton Hangs Up Spurs, Moseys Off Into Sunset
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett AMERICA — After failing to make it into the presidential office on Tuesday, Hillary Clinton called it
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