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Sweetness of “Local USC Moms and Dads” Facebook Group Sullied by Custody Fight in Comments Section

November 25, 2019June 19, 2020 Dan Toomey

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey LOS ANGELES, CA — What began as a sparkle of hope amid a semester of despondency was

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OPINION: Why’d We Have to Learn Sex Ed If We’d Never Have to Use That Stuff in the Real World?

November 8, 2019July 23, 2020 Keith Herrmann

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann Cursive. Civil War generals. Sexual intercourse. What do these things have in common? The government made sure

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Tall Guy Could Be Taller

November 7, 2019July 23, 2020 Keith Herrmann

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann LOS ANGELES, CA – Local tall man Jacob Marzaroli could stand to be a few inches taller,

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ISIS Down to Original Drummer

October 29, 2019January 21, 2021 Staff
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OPINION: If Trump’s Guilty of Abusing Power for Political Gain, Then I’m Guilty of Vehicular Manslaughter

October 9, 2019January 21, 2021 Karan Menon

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]These days in America, it seems like everyone’s got to be a  “criminal.” The media just loves throwing that label

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Oceana Seafood Files Lawsuit Against USC After School Falsely Told Them People Would Eat There

September 10, 2019January 21, 2021 Dan Toomey

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Dan Toomey Los Angeles, CA – Village newcomer Oceana Seafood became the latest in a long line of accusers

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Theresa May Excitedly Pitches “Breturn” to Parliament

April 26, 2019January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jonathan Krone LONDON, ENGLAND — Following recent turmoil with the Brexit deal, Theresa May has brought an exciting new

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Day 32 of White House Website Just Showing Monkey Holding Wrench

January 22, 2019 Staff news in photos

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]

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National Rifle Association Marks Itself “Safe” After Shooting

November 8, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff news in photos
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Mitt Romney Loses Presidential Election

November 7, 2018January 21, 2021 Alex Greenblatt

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt WASHINGTON — After a tense night of counting ballots, it appears that Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney has

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