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T.O. Student Ponders: “What is T.O.?”

November 23, 2013February 25, 2022 Axel Hellman

By Axel Hellman How do I know something? How do I know I know something? How do I know I’ll

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UCLA to Ban “Tribute to Troy”

November 21, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu After banning the USC Drum Major from stabbing the turf at the Rose Bowl last year, the

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Home Depot Invades USC

November 17, 2013January 21, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Students began reporting evidence of a foreign presence as recently as Thursday night. Rob Finklestein, a freshman

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Spanish Curriculum Finally Drops Unlearnable Words: “Rain… Cold… Snow… Winter”

November 15, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff
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Where Your Tuition Goes: A Breakdown

November 8, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff

By Staff Forced to comply with new Department of Education transparency standards, the University of Southern California recently released a

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Student from Los Angeles Takes Metro for First Time

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Jocelyn Chang, a freshman majoring in puppetry performance at the USC School of Dramatic Arts,  announced that

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Homeless Refuse Dining Hall Swipes

November 7, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff Last December, USC Swipes for the Homeless asked students to donate their excess Dining Dollars to benefit needy

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USC Ranked Most Secure Prison in Southern California

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina USC’s “enhanced” security measures have drawn the attention of more than just its students. Prison Security Ranker,

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EVKitty to be Put Down

November 5, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina Maxie McKittens, known affectionately by EVK-goers as EVKitty, is scheduled to be put down next Thursday, February

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Six Injured In SoCal Spellout Gone Terribly Wrong

November 4, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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