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Paramedics Arrive Too Late to Revive UV

September 19, 2014December 13, 2015 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat   W. JEFFERSON BOULEVARD — It was only a matter of weeks, but unfortunately, every second mattered

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Girl Wants Boyfriend To Commit To More Serious Shows On Netflix

September 11, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad STARBUCKS COFFEE—Dana Jones and her boyfriend Garrett Impton have been dating for four months. Jones initially bonded

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One Week After Spring Break, Starting Conversations Impossible Again

March 29, 2014June 17, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat USC — Just one week after the end of Spring Break, widespread reports across campus have indicated

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USC WiFi Comes Back from Break Totally Wasted

March 24, 2014January 23, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat USC INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY SERVICES — This week marks the annual return of USC students from Spring Recess,

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Israel and Palestine Protestors Build Wall

March 15, 2014December 16, 2015 Staff articles

by Staff VON KLEINSMID CENTER —  Two student clubs, Trojans for Palestine and USC Students for Israel, staged rival protests

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NSA helps student find lost phone

January 30, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina Stephen Barowitz, a sophomore majoring in information systems consolidation and integration management was robbed of his phone

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LAPD Not Really Sure Why They’re Searching Justin Bieber’s House

January 19, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat Photo by Adam Sundana CALABASAS, CA — Following an alleged egging of a neighbor’s home, Justin Bieber’s

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Nighttime Security Measures Repel Criminal Gang

December 5, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff Above-  Photo by guillermogg University administrators expressed relief after last year’s new security measures repelled an attack on

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T.O. Student Ponders: “What is T.O.?”

November 23, 2013February 25, 2022 Axel Hellman

By Axel Hellman How do I know something? How do I know I know something? How do I know I’ll

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UCLA to Ban “Tribute to Troy”

November 21, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu After banning the USC Drum Major from stabbing the turf at the Rose Bowl last year, the

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