RFK Jr. Launches ‘Just Say No’ Anti-Vax Campaign
By Margaret Danenhauer
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced a new education venture to warn children off dangerous and addictive vaccines.
“You see kids, 1 year old, get a mumps shot,” he gargled. “They feel great, but they need it again. 3-5 years later they get another shot – and boom: within a lifetime, they’re dead.”
The initiative will introduce children to friendly but stern anti-vaxx icons, like Matthew Measles and Jenny McCarthy. “Okay kids, remember: when an adult tries to offer you a shot, just say no, yuck yuck!” Proclaims Measles in one instructional video. “And don’t forget to catch The Masked Singer Wednesday nights on FOX or next day on Hulu!” Adds McCarthy.
