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Study Abroad Student’s Life Outlook ‘Completely Changed’ by 5 Months in White, Anglophone Country

May 3, 2016 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joseph Grazier LOS ANGELES — Following a semester spent in Melbourne, USC Junior Tommy Barotta has come back, in

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Atheist Vegan Crossfitter Returning from Coachella Overwhelmed by What to Talk About First

April 25, 2016 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers and Jack Hackett photo by Popsugar LOS ANGELES, CA — Still wearing her flower crown from the

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Student Can’t Parallel Park, Parks a Mile Away

April 21, 2016June 19, 2020 Jonathan Yoo articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jonathan Yoo A SPOT FAR, FAR AWAY ––  Jonathan Driver was running late to his first day of work

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Man Cheats on Diet, Diet Kicks Man Out of the House

April 19, 2016 Kim Rogers articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers SAN DIEGO — Southern California native, Dan Willerd, was shocked this weekend to find his clothes, X-box,

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“Good for Them” Thinks Guy Walking Past FemFest

April 18, 2016June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Suarez and Kim Rogers FOUNDER’S PARK — This past weekend USC hosted FemFest: a concert just for girls

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Hipster Discovers Food Can Still Be Consumed Without Prior Photographic Evidence

April 14, 2016 Chris Dennis

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Dennis SILVER LAKE — This past week, hipster Trevor Jaxson was reported to have done the unimaginable: eat

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2024 Olympics Great Opportunity to Show World Horrendous L.A. Traffic

April 13, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Next Web LA MEMORIAL COLISEUM — The Los Angeles Olympic Committee (LA24), charged with campaigning

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96 Year Old Rushes Frat, Finds Comfort in Old World Values

April 12, 2016June 17, 2020 Katarina Brandt articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt and Thomas Marshall USC — On Tuesday, 96-year-old junior Walter Richardson was initiated into the Omega Lambda

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Man Pushed Out of Wheelchair Being Bad Sport About April Fools Prank

April 1, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett and Thomas Marshall PRANKVILLE — Local badass Craig Benson pulled off the most hilarious April fools prank

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Students on Housing Waitlist Offered Temporary Spot Under the 110 Freeway

March 9, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — Ah, spring. Once again the time has arrived when students scramble to secure their humble

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