Virgin Makes Yet Another Sex Playlist
By Mia Young PHOENIX, AZ — The “sex playlist” has become more common as the popularity of music streaming services
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Struggling Writer Stands Beside Pile of Crumpled Computers
By Amanda Douglas NORFOLK, VA –Last Thursday, Erin Rogers found herself once again surrounded by a pile of crumpled computers
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Forgotten Edible Left in Backpack Now Sprouting Roots
By Mia Young BUFFALO, NY — Earlier this week high school junior Sam Rizzo reported that a three-month-old marijuana brownie
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Update: Your Hometown Same Hell Hole It Was Five Minutes Ago
By Rachel Michelman YOUR HOMETOWN, USA — Although it feels like a century since you last googled “Why am I
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Woman Working from Home Grabbing Own Ass for Sense of Normalcy
By Melanie Hoffmann LOS ANGELES, CA — Despite recent openings of restaurants and retail locations, many offices remain shut due
Read moreViolent Terrorist Puts Pickles on Cop’s Burger Even Though They Specifically Said No Pickles
By Jonathan Krone LUBBOCK, TEXAS – At a local McDonald’s, a violent and dangerous terrorist made an attempt on an
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Study Reveals 95% of Movies on Netflix Are Too “Out There” for Mom
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jack Walz LOS ANGELES, CA — In an effort to better understand middle-aged audiences, a team of researchers from
Read moreFemale Jogger Breaks Personal Record for Most Miles with Van Following
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Melanie Hoffmann TUCSON, AZ — On Thursday, local Tucson resident Winona Clark passed a personal milestone in her fitness
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College Friends Finally Get to Reunite After Their Weird Friend Makes Them on the Sims
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] By Bryn Doyle CARLSBAD, CA – After two months of quarantine and the school year over, University of Southern California
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Local Man Reaches Bottom of Pornhub
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone HOBOKEN, NJ — During a long and unsuccessful search for the perfect porno to stroke his sausage
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