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Virgin Makes Yet Another Sex Playlist

August 12, 2020August 8, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young PHOENIX, AZ — The “sex playlist” has become more common as the popularity of music streaming services

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Struggling Writer Stands Beside Pile of Crumpled Computers

August 11, 2020August 12, 2020 Amanda Douglas

By Amanda Douglas NORFOLK, VA –Last Thursday, Erin Rogers found herself once again surrounded by a pile of crumpled computers

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Forgotten Edible Left in Backpack Now Sprouting Roots

July 16, 2020July 23, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young BUFFALO, NY — Earlier this week high school junior Sam Rizzo reported that a three-month-old marijuana brownie

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Update: Your Hometown Same Hell Hole It Was Five Minutes Ago

June 30, 2020June 30, 2020 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman YOUR HOMETOWN, USA — Although it feels like a century since you last googled “Why am I

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Woman Working from Home Grabbing Own Ass for Sense of Normalcy

June 29, 2020June 29, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann

By Melanie Hoffmann LOS ANGELES, CA — Despite recent openings of restaurants and retail locations, many offices remain shut due

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Violent Terrorist Puts Pickles on Cop’s Burger Even Though They Specifically Said No Pickles

June 23, 2020January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone

By Jonathan Krone LUBBOCK, TEXAS – At a local McDonald’s, a violent and dangerous terrorist made an attempt on an

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Study Reveals 95% of Movies on Netflix Are Too “Out There” for Mom

May 26, 2020July 23, 2020 Jack Walz

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jack Walz LOS ANGELES, CA — In an effort to better understand middle-aged audiences, a team of researchers from

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Female Jogger Breaks Personal Record for Most Miles with Van Following

May 22, 2020January 23, 2021 Melanie Hoffmann

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Melanie Hoffmann TUCSON, AZ — On Thursday, local Tucson resident Winona Clark passed a personal milestone in her fitness

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College Friends Finally Get to Reunite After Their Weird Friend Makes Them on the Sims

May 21, 2020July 23, 2020 Bryn Doyle

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] By Bryn Doyle CARLSBAD, CA – After two months of quarantine and the school year over, University of Southern California

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Local Man Reaches Bottom of Pornhub

May 13, 2020May 13, 2020 Jonathan Krone

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone HOBOKEN, NJ — During a long and unsuccessful search for the perfect porno to stroke his sausage

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