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Peaches Exhausted from Single-handedly Upholding Georgia’s Reputation

By Prerika Chawla MACON, GA – Georgia peaches have finally stepped up to say enough is enough. As Georgia reopens

By Mia Young INDIANAPOLIS, IN — After an arduous search for a compatible donor, hometown hero Fred Miller was able

by Melanie Hoffmann GARDENA, CA – As Postmaster General Louis DeJoy overhauls the United States Postal Service, Americans are suffering

By Mia Young BROOKLINE, MA — High school sophomore Gretchen Shaffer has been faced with an outpour of public disapproval

By JT Tomlinson GREENDALE, OK — Counting his blessings during a difficult grieving process, local man Josh Stevenson conceded that

By JT Tomlinson NEW YORK, NY — The National Association of Fourth Graders recommended Friday afternoon that all public and

By Melanie Hoffmann BIRDWELL ISLAND – In a bombshell press conference, Clifford the Big Red Dog tearfully confessed to using

CHARLOTTE, NC — Facebook users were awestruck on Monday when Susan Johnson, mother of three, made her stance vague on

By Jonathan Krone RIVERWOOD, FLORIDA — Local animal lover Reggie Whiteman reported today that his parrot Polly was repeating racial

by Christine Politte BOULDER, CO – Sources have confirmed that yes, those tall people are Bradley Sullivan’s parents. The juxtaposition