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UCLA to Ban “Tribute to Troy”

November 21, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu After banning the USC Drum Major from stabbing the turf at the Rose Bowl last year, the

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ROTC Students Respond Nervously to George Bush’s “Fight On”

November 19, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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USC to Hire George W. Bush as New Dean of Price

November 19, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu Former President of the United States George W. Bush is expected to replace Jack H. Knott as

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President Bush Visits USC Tomorrow, Declares Major In Nucular Engineering

November 18, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Trojan Grounds Introduces New Menu Items With “Street” Theme: “Yo, Tro Gro Got Fro Yo, Fo Sho”

November 18, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Home Depot Invades USC

November 17, 2013January 21, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Students began reporting evidence of a foreign presence as recently as Thursday night. Rob Finklestein, a freshman

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Band Performs Sober For ESPN Game Day Rally, “Worst Playing Yet”

November 16, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Spanish Curriculum Finally Drops Unlearnable Words: “Rain… Cold… Snow… Winter”

November 15, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff
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DPS Shuts Down Engineering Party Out of Pity

November 15, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause A social gathering on Thursday night was shut down by the Department of Public Safety around 8:30pm.

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Troy Camp Nominates Itself As Most Philanthropic Organization On Campus

November 14, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Troy Camp, a USC organization self-described as “the oldest, best, and most diverse organization on campus” has recently

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