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Dorms to be Renovated, New/North Renamed “New New/North”

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USC Uses Unread Daily Trojan Newspapers to Build New Dorm

November 12, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause The USC administration recently announced plans to build a new dorm out of the surplus of pristine,

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Dornsife Gender Studies Department and Price School Announce New Joint Major In “Pubic Policy”

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Comedian At SComedy Make Creative, Articulate Joke About Trojan Condoms

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Tommy Trojan Accused In Doping Scandal, Doctors Call Abs of Bronze “Unnatural”

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Dornsife Professor Discovers Explanation To Bicycles’ Rapid Rate of Reproduction

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Lane Kiffin Found Plotting Revenge In Goodyear Blimp

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Song Girl Throws Out Hip During Third Down Defense

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USC Directs Its Resources Towards Replacing The Word ‘Saturday’ With ‘Game Day’ in American English

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Fluor Tower Resident Will No Longer Say, “I Live on Fluor Floor Four”

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