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ROTC Students Respond Nervously to George Bush’s “Fight On”

November 19, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
  • ← USC to Hire George W. Bush as New Dean of Price
  • President Bush Asked To Tackle Campus Alcohol Abuse Today, “Mission Accomplished” →

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