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Nikias Hosts Thanksgiving Dinner, Males Charged $5 for Entry

November 28, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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USC Bookstores Justify Sweatshop Products, “To Maintain Our Famously Low Prices”

November 26, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff
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Jason Derulo Replaces Dean of Thornton School of Music

November 26, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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‘Conquest’ Setlist Includes Only Two Songs, “Jason Derulo” And “Derulo Uncut”

November 25, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Observing “British Culture Day”, Hundreds of Cyclists Ride On Left Side Of Trousdale

November 24, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff
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USC Alumnus Publishes Bestseller, Admits “I Couldn’t Have Done It Without Writing 140”

November 23, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff
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RSG Holds Intervention For Over-Muscular Mascot’s Steroid Habit, “Save Tommy Trojan Night”

November 22, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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President Nikias Organizes Bake Sale

November 22, 2013June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash The president of USC declared a new hands-on approach to fundraising. As a part of his $6

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Fire Department Commences Unplanned Drill In Birnkrant To Clear TroGro Line

November 21, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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UCLA to Ban “Tribute to Troy”

November 21, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu After banning the USC Drum Major from stabbing the turf at the Rose Bowl last year, the

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