Thursday, January 21, 2021

Breaking News:

Diversity Win! Jill Biden Becomes First Greaseball Italian-American First Lady
QUIZ: Do You Deserve A Trump Pardon?
CEO Of Racism Steps Down Amid Rumors Of Tolerant Remarks
Mother Decides to Abort 288-Month-Old Child Who Lives In Basement
Trump Horrified to Learn Last Four Years Spent in Presidential Simulator Were Real

The Sack Of Troy

USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper

College
Local
World
Sports
Politics
Entertainment
Attention Vortex
Videos
Columns
About
- History
- Join Us
- Members

College News in Brief Sports USC

Band Performs Sober For ESPN Game Day Rally, “Worst Playing Yet”

November 16, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff 1148 Views headline

← Spanish Curriculum Finally Drops Unlearnable Words: “Rain… Cold… Snow… Winter”
Home Depot Invades USC →

Share This Post:

You May Also Like

Frat Wonders If Enough Time Has Passed To Throw 9/11 Themed Party

September 9, 2016 Staff 0

Right-Wing Activists Protest Shrine Auditorium’s Islamic Influence

November 7, 2013 Axel Hellman 0

Mediocre Piano Music at RTCC is Greater Constant in Girl’s Life Than Father

November 22, 2017 Eloise Rollins-Fife 0

Staff Stuff

Log in
Entries RSS
Comments RSS
WordPress.org

Newsletter

First Name

Last Name

Email address:

Popular Posts

Tucker Carlson Removes Helmet of Hair to Reveal LEGO Head
QUIZ: Do You Deserve A Trump Pardon?
Diversity Win! Jill Biden Becomes First Greaseball Italian-American First Lady
Biden Campaign Releases New Scratch n’ Sniff Headbands

Crime Scene

Who did this? Stay tuned to find out!

Twitter
Facebook
Instagram

Copyright © 2021 The Sack Of Troy. All wrongs reserved.