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Gateway Inaugurates Complimentary Shuttle to Campus

March 27, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman Facing stiff competition with other student apartment buildings, the management of University Gateway Apartments gathered at the

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George Takei to Replace Bush as Dean of Price

March 10, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Zoe Haddad and Axel Hellman BOVARD AUDITORIUM—Actor and activist George Takei spoke at Bovard auditorium Friday evening. Takei enchanted

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Leavey Library To Offer Student Housing For Next Semester

March 9, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Students have jokingly claimed that they ‘live in Leavey Library.’ Next semester, students can make this claim

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Wednesday Farmers Market Missing, Kale-and-Carrot Chip Levels Reach Dangerous Low

March 6, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Esmy Jimenez MCCARTHY QUADRANGLE — Yesterday, USC students who had grown accustomed to buying organic produce

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President Obama Speaks at Marshall School of Business

March 3, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat MARSHALL SCHOOL OF BUSINESS — Barack Obama spoke at the Marshall School of Business last night, outlining

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USC 24 Hour Film Festival Ends In Disaster Following Unfortunate Typo

February 28, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat LOS ANGELES — Tragedy struck the USC Film Program this past weekend following an unfortunate typo in

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USG Vows to Fix Greek Underrepresentation

February 25, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman On Thursday night, Undergraduate Student Government pooh-bahs celebrated the election of their next president and vice president.

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USC Secrets Now Most Accurate University News Source

February 24, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Julia Zucker A recent survey by the Annenberg School of Communication revealed that USC Secrets is now considered by students to

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USC Announces Plan to Build Moat and Drawbridge Around Campus

February 23, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Responding to cries from parents following recent off-campus shootings, USC officials have announced a plan to dig

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Tinder App Originally Marketed Towards USC Squirrels, Says Its Creators

February 22, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad The creators of the dating app Tinder revealed today that the app was originally intended for squirrels

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