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USC Libraries Announces Slightly Upgraded Leavey 6.0

September 13, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Susan Lin After years of speculation, midnight meetings, and conspiracy theories, USC Libraries finally unveiled the fruit of its

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New DPS Uniforms Unveiled

September 9, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC’s Department of Public Safety, often known as DPS, revealed today the first new uniforms that will be

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USC Announces Major “Gigacampus” Deal

September 6, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Matt Prusak Nevada and the University of Southern California made it official Friday morning: the school’s campus and its

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Viterbi Water Fountains Now Dispensing Red Bull and Cocaine

September 2, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier In response to the “disappointingly large amount” of sleep engineering majors have received at USC over the

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USC Attempts to Secure Its Own Ebola Patient

August 30, 2014January 23, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat  USC, LOS ANGELES — This past month, two patients with Ebola were rushed to the Emory University

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USC Alumni Admit the Trojan Family Doesn’t Exist

August 27, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Jack Koppa Shocking USC Administration and students alike, USC alumni today collectively admitted the Trojan Family is a complete

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USC Trustees Compete in SChampagne Bucket Challenge

August 25, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff In USC’s latest fundraising effort is an adaptation of the viral ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, which, as of

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Programming Board Transforms McCarthy Into Freshmen Holding Area

August 24, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash After more than a year of alcohol-related incidents, costly hospitalization, and repeated violence, USC administration decided early

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Students Protest Offensive USC Trojans Team Name

August 21, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Luke Phillips Last week, dozens of USC students who trace their genetic lineage to the glorious race of Aeneas

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Trustees Vote to Change “USC Trojans” to “USC W.A.S.P.S”

July 2, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier After months of debate, controversy, and multi-million dollar donations, the USC Board of Trustees voted this Saturday

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