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USC Trustees Compete in SChampagne Bucket Challenge

August 25, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff In USC’s latest fundraising effort is an adaptation of the viral ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, which, as of

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Programming Board Transforms McCarthy Into Freshmen Holding Area

August 24, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash After more than a year of alcohol-related incidents, costly hospitalization, and repeated violence, USC administration decided early

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Students Protest Offensive USC Trojans Team Name

August 21, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Luke Phillips Last week, dozens of USC students who trace their genetic lineage to the glorious race of Aeneas

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Trustees Vote to Change “USC Trojans” to “USC W.A.S.P.S”

July 2, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier After months of debate, controversy, and multi-million dollar donations, the USC Board of Trustees voted this Saturday

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USC Fraternity Prosecuted for Flag Desecration

June 22, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman A group of nearly 20 USC students are under investigation by the FBI after accusations surfaced that

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Parkside RA Warns Residents about “Bad Part of Town”

June 8, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat PARKSIDE ARTS AND HUMANITIES– In a weekly floor meeting, Parkside RA Kenneth Bickle alerted his residents to

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EVK Introduces Kool-Aid Pickles, Wonder Bread Taco Night

May 15, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman EVERYBODY’S KITCHEN (EVK) – Over the past several years, the admissions process has become increasingly selective and

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Letter: Why Are People Still Coughing? By C. L. Max Nikias

May 9, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

Fellow Trojans! Now that April is over, we are only a few days into May, which is the fifth month

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Daily Trojan Issues Desperate Plea to FIND AL

May 4, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat DAILY TROJAN OFFICE — Thursday’s issue of the Daily Trojan alarmed students campuswide, as the headline featured

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In the Spirit Of Continuity, New/North Ends Year As It Started

May 1, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Tradition is in the air tonight. Passerbys can smell it in the breaths of joyous students. Most

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