OASIS Converted To DESERT
By Pablo Rodriguez After many years of shitty stellar technological service to the USC community, OASIS has been shut down.
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Petroleo the Oil Wizard Seen Whispering to Trump During Press Conference
By Pablo Rodriguez MAR-A-LAGO, FL – During today’s press conference regarding the invasion of Venezuela and capture of President Maduro
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DMC Globe Gets Turned Into Flat Earth
By Pablo Rodriguez LOS ANGELES, CA – “BANG,” “CRASH,” “BOOM.” These sounds and more could be heard emanating from DMC
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The Tonight Dough Prices Surge as People Confuse Jimmy Kimmel with Jimmy Fallon
By Pablo Rodriguez LOS ANGELES, CA – The price of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream flavor The Tonight Dough has
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Three Things I Learned From The Smut Panel at the Festival of Books
By Pablo Rodriguez LOS ANGELES, CA – Last weekend the LA Times held the world famous Festival of Books at
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