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Nikias on Tuition Hike: “It’s Nothing Personal, It’s Just Business”

September 22, 2017June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — University President C.L. Max Nikias shrugged his shoulders in defense and put down his thick

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USC Med Students Dissect Massive Elephant in the Room

September 7, 2017January 23, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson LOS ANGELES – USC’s Keck School of Medicine is off to an exciting start as students returned

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Girl on Apartment Meal Plan Finds Trojan Plan Sugar Daddy

August 30, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra TROJAN GROUNDS, USC – As she went to pay for her grande soy latte, sophomore Lucy White

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USG Does Free Food Thing to Raise Awareness About USG

March 22, 2017June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve CAMPUS CENTER — The Undergraduate Student Government allows students to take action and enact change on campus.

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C.L. Max Nikias Spends Weekend Snorting Coke Off Toilet Seat In Gender Neutral Bathroom of Culver City Target

March 6, 2017January 23, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones CULVER CITY, CA — Liberated from his responsibilities running a world-class research university, USC President C.L. Max

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Sophomore on Apartment Meal Plan “Gonna Make This Swipe F*cking Count!”

March 1, 2017June 19, 2020 Matt Hanisch

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC — Chad Bronkowski, a sophomore on the apartment meal plan, had only 8 meal swipes left

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DPS Shuts Down Pathetic, Dry Party Out of Pity

February 24, 2017June 19, 2020 Chad Lonski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — After receiving reports of a disorderly party Friday night at Parkside Apartments, the Department of

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Student Caught in Rain Uses Spring Admit as Umbrella

February 7, 2017June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — As the recent rain continues to shock and upset Angelenos with its presence, many students

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Student Reconsiders Being Sick After USC Health Center Insists, “I’m Sure You’re Fine”

January 31, 2017June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — With maladies maliciously spreading across campus, many students turn to the always reliable beacon of

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USC Offers Alternative to Tuition Hikes by Sacrificing First Born Son

January 11, 2017June 19, 2020 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Swearingen USC — After numerous student protests against tuition hikes, President C. L. Max Nikias graciously agreed to

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