Breaking News:
Patriotic! BP Spills Oil In Gulf of America
Kanye Apologizes, Claims Twitter Account Was Hacked by Kanye
Kendrick Hand-Delivers The A Minor Chain to Drake “Just in Case He Hasn’t Killed Himself Yet”
Elon Musk Raises Arm of Tesla Logo Juuuuuust A Little
NFL Playoffs Briefly Overshadowed By Hulking Alien Monolith Blocking the Sun
The Sack of Troy
USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper
College
Local
World
Sports
Politics
Entertainment
Videos
Columns
Attention Vortex
Dear Mom
Girlboss Alert!
Reviews
Strong Feelings
About
History
Join Us
Contact Us
Members
College
USC
Videos
The Sack Totally Roasts UCLA!
November 17, 2017
June 19, 2020
Staff
3516 Views
←
Every Week is Sweeps Week for NBC Janitor
Nikias Emerges From Cocoon of Duct Tape Following Conclusion of UCLA Rivalry Week
→
You May Also Like
Student Graduates Semester Early to Get Jump Start on Unemployment
January 11, 2019
Joey Rayburn
0
USG Delays Vote, Claims only $92 Million needed to end Racism
November 4, 2015
Staff
0
Breaking: Bruh
January 8, 2022
Darrien Snyder
0