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Sweetness of “Local USC Moms and Dads” Facebook Group Sullied by Custody Fight in Comments Section

November 25, 2019June 19, 2020 Dan Toomey

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey LOS ANGELES, CA — What began as a sparkle of hope amid a semester of despondency was

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School of Dramatic Arts and Kaufman School of Dance Team Up to Create New Unemployment Minor

November 4, 2019June 19, 2020 Karan Menon

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Karan Menon UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA – In an effort to expand their scope of academic offerings, the School

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USC Village’s Newest Establishment Just Empty Room Where You Can Spit On Poor People

October 8, 2019July 23, 2020 Pat Duffy

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Patrick Duffy LOS ANGELES, CA – Students and patrons at USC Village will soon have a new spot to

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Oceana Seafood Files Lawsuit Against USC After School Falsely Told Them People Would Eat There

September 10, 2019January 21, 2021 Dan Toomey

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Dan Toomey Los Angeles, CA – Village newcomer Oceana Seafood became the latest in a long line of accusers

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Tommy Trojan Struggles to Even Out Tan Lines

August 22, 2019June 19, 2020 Staff
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USC Mental Health Services Hire Therapy Cat For Students Who Miss Being Ignored at Home

April 24, 2019January 23, 2021 Gigi Harris

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Gigi Harris Many USC students love the affection that Beau the therapy dog provides in times of need, but

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SCA Student Got Into Film to, Just Like, Tell Real Stories About Real People, You Know?

April 8, 2019July 23, 2020 Nisha Malhotra

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nisha Malhotra SCA – The USC School of Cinematic Arts admits many students each year interested in creating new

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McCarthy RA DNA Test Reveals 50% Bloodhound

March 29, 2019July 23, 2020 Karan Menon

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Karan Menon USC — A recent study found that the genome of the average RA at McCarthy Honors College

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Student’s USC Application Just Link to Parent’s IMDB

March 12, 2019June 19, 2020 Sydney Sanchez

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA– In a shocking breaking news story, the University of Southern California admitted that

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USC Athletics Hires Guy Who Was Really Good At Madden NFL 12

February 5, 2019January 21, 2021 Seth Woodhouse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire HERITAGE HALL — In front of a stunned crowd of local journalists, USC Athletic Director Lynn Swann

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