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USC Crisis Line Hold Music So Bad It Makes Me Want To Kill Myself

By Lexa Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA — In a heartwarming turn of events, freshman Felix Kurtzman decided not to jump

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — A fraternity at USC has been suspended after misreading a new policy of

LOS ANGELES, CA – Following USC lifting its indoor mask requirement beginning Monday, students across all majors of study fell

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of rampant COVID-19 exposures and a 5% positivity rate, the Dean

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — The USC Inter Fraternity Council has finally come to a consensus on how

By Charlie McCollum LOS ANGELES, CA — Local film snob and well-publicized threat to women everywhere Marcel Caspér was found

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Jeff Bezos was spotted chatting up Carol Folt on Trousdale claiming, “Doesn’t Bezos

By Josh Wolk We’re excited to announce that Los Globos will be bundling a USC Hotel reservation with our brand

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — The School of Cinematic Arts has reportedly shut down after leftist students seized

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — Attendee Chad Watson was disappointed upon witnessing Sparky, an American Pit Bull Terrier,