Spotted: Jeff Bezos Touring Future University of Jeff Bezos
By Izzy Ster
LOS ANGELES, CA — Jeff Bezos was spotted chatting up Carol Folt on Trousdale claiming, “Doesn’t Bezos Memorial Library have a better ring to it than Doheny?” Bezos is set to buy USC and rename it to University of Jeff Bezos in 3-5 business days, right after he’s done hitting on the cute barista at Dulce and mentioning the Amazon lockers next door.
