901 and 2-9 Merge to Form 9-3-0 with Consultation from Dornsife Math Department
by Axel Hellman Two of the most popular bars in the USC, the 2-9 Bar and Grill, at the corner
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Adminstration Begins Inquiry Into Contents of Ground Zero Milkshakes
by Avery Regen USC administration launched an investigation yesterday into the contents of Ground Zero Performance Cafe’s famous milkshakes. “We
Read moreUSC Becomes First School to Schedule “Rain Days”
by Morgan Greenwald After seemingly endless torrential downpours, with students trekking though our muddied Southern California campus, USC has begun
Read moreSombrero-Wearing Partygoer Marks End of Racism
by Jori Barash and Tyler Pullen FRAT ROW–After thousands of years plaguing humanity, racism finally died Saturday night. Conservative pundits
Read moreCourt Orders Asian Fraternities to Diversify
By Axel Hellman In a ruling handed down last week, the Los Angeles County Superior Court ordered the Asian fraternities
Read moreUSC Partier Has Existential Crisis, Decides to Ignore It
by Andy Gause Sam Friedman, a junior in the music school majoring in bell, and a member of Delta Tau
Read moreGladiatorial Games to be Held at Coliseum
by Axel Hellman Next Saturday, slaves that USC captured during the Trojan War will be made to fight to the
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