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Freshman from Upper East Side Beginning to Wonder about Doorman at New/North

April 18, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Chloe Hooter, a freshman hunting/gathering major from New York’s wealthy Upper East Side, first became suspicious when the

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Nikias Stages Bovard Sit-in

April 16, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman Fed up with the University’s unwillingness to grant any concessions in the service workers’ contract, which currently

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“Comedy@SCA Live!” Parodies ‘Sketch Show’

April 12, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash reviews

by Jori Barash On Friday night, the second episode of this daring series was taped at the George Spielberg Center

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Affluent Suburbanites Start Own Fraternity

April 10, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash and Maya Richard-Craven According to the Inter-Minority Council, white-Americans are nationally the most underrepresented demographic within the

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Reasons Behind the Closure of UV’s Flagship Theatre

April 7, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat UNIVERSITY VILLAGE –On routine strolls through USC’s University Village over the past few weeks, many students have

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Hilarious Skull and Dagger Society Prank Convinces Students to Fork over $59,265

April 6, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Every April, the mysterious Skull and Dagger Society, an underground secret society consisting of elite, well-connected USC

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President Nikias Gets Arm Stuck in Burrito Machine

April 5, 2014January 23, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash PARKSIDE––Campus was abuzz this week with arrival of innovative, new technology, and no one was excited as

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USC Introduces New “Problems Without Passports” Programs

April 4, 2014February 25, 2022 Staff articles

by Staff On Tuesday evening, university officials announced plans to expand the popular “Problems Without Passports,” which according to its website “combines

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After 102 Years, Daily Trojan to Cease Publication

April 1, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC representatives announced that the Daily Trojan, USC’s student newspaper since 1912, ceased publication as of today. The

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One Week After Spring Break, Starting Conversations Impossible Again

March 29, 2014June 17, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat USC — Just one week after the end of Spring Break, widespread reports across campus have indicated

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