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Viterbi Water Fountains Now Dispensing Red Bull and Cocaine

September 2, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier In response to the “disappointingly large amount” of sleep engineering majors have received at USC over the

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USC Attempts to Secure Its Own Ebola Patient

August 30, 2014January 23, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat  USC, LOS ANGELES — This past month, two patients with Ebola were rushed to the Emory University

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USC Alumni Admit the Trojan Family Doesn’t Exist

August 27, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Jack Koppa Shocking USC Administration and students alike, USC alumni today collectively admitted the Trojan Family is a complete

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USC Trustees Compete in SChampagne Bucket Challenge

August 25, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff In USC’s latest fundraising effort is an adaptation of the viral ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, which, as of

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Programming Board Transforms McCarthy Into Freshmen Holding Area

August 24, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash After more than a year of alcohol-related incidents, costly hospitalization, and repeated violence, USC administration decided early

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Students Protest Offensive USC Trojans Team Name

August 21, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Luke Phillips Last week, dozens of USC students who trace their genetic lineage to the glorious race of Aeneas

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Unable To Resolve Institutional Racism, UCLA Tries Biblical Flood

August 3, 2014January 23, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash “We recognize that racial issues exist across the campus…” Said UCLA Law Dean Rachel Moran in February after

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Fraternity Excited to Receive 2014 Shipment of Females

July 28, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff THE ROW—This year, in addition to the customary plastic tarps, red cups and the other accoutrements of the

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Fraternity Sponsored “Conformity Is Fun!” Party Breaks Attendance Record

July 19, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier College can be a difficult time for many- it’s a time when one is pressured to form

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Longboarders File Petition to Ban Pedestrians from Campus

July 13, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Staff USC–Frustrated by his traffic-clogged 6-minute commute to class every day, Jorge O’Farrell decided to take action. O’Farrell, a

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