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Film Students Run Out of Film Production Company Names

September 20, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat USC School of Cinema– This week, tragedy struck the USC School of Cinema, and film schools nationwide:

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DPS Implements “Walk Your Wheelchair” Policy on Trousdale

September 19, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff

by Morgan Greenwald In an effort to alleviate congestion during the busier hours on campus, the Department of Public Safety

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USC Football Unveils $1.1 Billion Outdoor Heating System

September 17, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Tyler Pullen After the football team’s disappointing performance in Boston’s cold weather last Saturday, USC’s athletic department finally decided

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USC to Begin Using Tinder for Admissions

September 13, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Noah Suárez-Sikes LOS ANGELES– Following a press release promising “exciting new developments” in regards to the admissions process, the

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Lorenzo Shuts Off Fountains, Drought Ends

September 13, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Grace Carballo LOS ANGELES, CALIF. – After 2 years or something, California’s “megadrought” is finally over. Until recently, microbioclimatologists

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USC Libraries Announces Slightly Upgraded Leavey 6.0

September 13, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Susan Lin After years of speculation, midnight meetings, and conspiracy theories, USC Libraries finally unveiled the fruit of its

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Desperate TKE to Hold Tertiary Rush

September 9, 2014January 23, 2021 Axel Hellman

by Axel Hellman and Tyler Pullen GREEK ROW– With two entire fraternity houses to fill – TKEast and TKE West

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New DPS Uniforms Unveiled

September 9, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC’s Department of Public Safety, often known as DPS, revealed today the first new uniforms that will be

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USC Announces Major “Gigacampus” Deal

September 6, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Matt Prusak Nevada and the University of Southern California made it official Friday morning: the school’s campus and its

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Viterbi Water Fountains Now Dispensing Red Bull and Cocaine

September 2, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier In response to the “disappointingly large amount” of sleep engineering majors have received at USC over the

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