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Due to Typo, Porn Star Jamie XXX Performs at Springfest

April 4, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Staff USC — Due to a typo, 2016’s Springfest was headlined by adult film star Jamie XXX, in place

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Slumbering Student Woken By Fire Alarm, Goes Back to Sleep

March 29, 2016June 17, 2020 Jonathan Yoo articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jonathan Yoo USC HOUSING –– Hundreds of students were startled by the fire alarm drills that took place across

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Roski School to Be Leveled, Making Way for Marshall School Country Club

March 24, 2016June 19, 2020 Chad Lonski articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — The USC board of campus planning and development announced plans to level the Roski School

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Hungover Cinema Professor Surprises Class With Movie Day

March 22, 2016June 19, 2020 Michael Savio articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Savio USC — Aspiring to maintain the School of Cinematic Arts’ reputation as the nation’s premier film school,

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Student Pissed That There’s Still A Line for Panda Express During Spring Break

March 21, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — While all of his friends went away, sophomore Quinlan Buxter decided to stay on campus

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Annenberg Ceases Expansion Due to Miscommunication

March 10, 2016June 19, 2020 Michael Espriella articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Espriella USC — A series of misunderstandings between USC Annenberg employees and representatives from private construction firm Miss

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Students on Housing Waitlist Offered Temporary Spot Under the 110 Freeway

March 9, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — Ah, spring. Once again the time has arrived when students scramble to secure their humble

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OJ Simpson Murders the Competition in Double Jeopardy

March 8, 2016January 23, 2021 Quinton Buxton news in photos
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Nikias’ ‘State of the University’ Speech Includes Diversity and Too Many References to Killing Bin Laden

March 2, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Gus Ruelas TOWN AND GOWN — President Nikias gave a bold speech in his annual

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Disappointed Student Continuously Settles for Cereal at EVK

February 22, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton article

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton EVERYBODY’S KITCHEN — Earlier today, the dining halls opened their doors for the lunch rush. The kitchen

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