Student Stuck Home Over Summer Claws at Window Like Trapped House Cat
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett and Chai Karve CUPERTINO, CA — Thinking it was a good idea, rising junior Maddox Hamilton decided
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Roski Student Gets Job
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — Sam Miller, a Roski School of Art and Design student studying Free Spirit Expressionism and
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“I Literally Have No Time During Finals,” Reports Comm Student From Disneyland
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt SPACE MOUNTAIN—On Tuesday afternoon, communications major Jessica Gilmore reported from the line of Space Mountain that she
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God Doubles Height of Catholic Center Steeple to Match Height of University Village
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat USC — It’s official, Yahweh has declared a major in architecture. When residents of the north end
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Student Can’t Decide If He’ll Intern at Father’s Company or Do Some Volunteer Bullshit This Summer
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans LOS ANGELES, CA — Sophomore Paul Sterry was at Chipotle late Wednesday night in hopes of solidifying
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Student Can’t Parallel Park, Parks a Mile Away
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jonathan Yoo A SPOT FAR, FAR AWAY –– Jonathan Driver was running late to his first day of work
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Roommate Worried Refrigerator Notes Not Passive Aggressive Enough
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jessica Tang USC — Walking into the kitchen of her apartment, local roommate Jenny Yang reportedly felt worried that
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“Good for Them” Thinks Guy Walking Past FemFest
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Suarez and Kim Rogers FOUNDER’S PARK — This past weekend USC hosted FemFest: a concert just for girls
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96 Year Old Rushes Frat, Finds Comfort in Old World Values
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt and Thomas Marshall USC — On Tuesday, 96-year-old junior Walter Richardson was initiated into the Omega Lambda
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Festival of Books Just Comic Con for Nerds
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — This past weekend, thousands attended the LA Times Festival of Books on campus, which is
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